Em, C, Am Em  G, D, Am, C, Cm.

Em                                     C

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity

Am

She's the greatest cook

               C               Em        C

And she's fat free

Em

She's been to private school

                        Am

And she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect friends

               C

Oh isn't she cool

Em

She practices Tai Chi

                      C

She'd never lose her nerve

She's more than you deserve

She's just far better than me

Hey, hey!

G         D

So don't bother

Am              C

I won't die of deception

G              D                Am     C       

I promise you won't ever see me cry

C

Don't feel sorry

G

And don't bother

D

I'll be fine

Am                C

But she's waiting

G                    D                 Am     C

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

Cm

So don't bother, be unkind

Em

I?m sure she doesn?t know

              C

How to touch you like I would

Am

I beat her at that one good

                 C

Don't you think so?

Em

She's almost six feet tall

                      C

She must think I'm a flea

Am

I'm really a cat, you see

                           C

And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey!

G         D

So don't bother

        Am          C

I won't die of deception

G              D                Am     C

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Cm

Don't feel sorry

G       D

Don't bother

Am         

I'll be fine

C

But she's waiting

G                  D                   Am         C

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

Cm

So don't bother, be unkind

Solo: G  D Am C X 2 

{Whispering}

For you, I'd give up all I own

And move to a communist country

If you came with me, of course

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you

And lose those pounds, and learn about football

If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't

G          D

So don't bother,

Am                          C

I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

G             D                  Am        C

I promise you won't ever see me cry

G          D                Am             C

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type

G              D                 Am   C

I promise you won't ever see me cry

G       D

Don't bother,

Am                          C

I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

G              D                Am    C

I promise you won?t ever see me cry

G         D                              Am                             C

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type

G          D                       Am     C

I promise you won't ever see me cry